WTF Is Jamie Shupak Wearing?

Nov 18

pandakt said: please bring this blog back.

Just for you, pandakt:

I haven’t updated this blog in more than a year, but today’s outfit was just too obnoxious to ignore. Pink crepe shimmer ombre garnished with hideously gaudy bling? I guess now that she’s published an e-novella and engaged to a media wunderkind, Jamie has ceased to give a fuck. 

Sep 06

Really?

Submitted by Sarah:

Don’t you have anything better to do? Practice being nice…karma is a bitch

Actually, I do have something better to do — that’s why I’ve only updated the blog four times in the last eight months. And yes, karma would be a bitch if it wasn’t a completely fictional concept.

Jun 18
Submitted by Angela:

I was alerted to Jamie’s outfit today via Facebook: “Did you see what Jamie Shupak is wearing this morning? Even Jim was like ‘wtf?’”

Submitted by Angela:

I was alerted to Jamie’s outfit today via Facebook: “Did you see what Jamie Shupak is wearing this morning? Even Jim was like ‘wtf?’”

Apr 12
Submitted by Felicity:

This morning, Jamie looked like she was auditioning to play an extra in a bad ’80s movie about a hair band. She’d be one of the girls waiting to try to meet the lead singer after a show.

Submitted by Felicity:

This morning, Jamie looked like she was auditioning to play an extra in a bad 80s movie about a hair band. She’d be one of the girls waiting to try to meet the lead singer after a show.

Apr 12

Update

Since our beloved traffic reporter continues to deliver on the frightening fashion front, I’ve decided to restart WTF Is Jamie Shupak Wearing? as a user-generated, submission-based blog. Please submit your photos here and I’ll post them as is, with or without comments. If you would like to remain anonymous, please indicate that request in your note. Looking forward to the submissions!

Apr 12
Submitted by Charlie:

OMG, this poor girl. Thick coral skirt with REVERSE pleats? And I’ve seen that top before… I love her, and I know she’s pregnant, which can be hard when you’re a little nugget, but she needs gay help.

Ed note: I’m pretty sure she’s not pregnant, but everything else stands.

Submitted by Charlie:

OMG, this poor girl. Thick coral skirt with REVERSE pleats? And I’ve seen that top before… I love her, and I know she’s pregnant, which can be hard when you’re a little nugget, but she needs gay help.

Ed note: I’m pretty sure she’s not pregnant, but everything else stands.

Apr 12
Submitted by Mikhail:

Not sure what she was going for, I’m thinking 19th century librarian. Idk I’m kinda drunk now. Just remembered I took this pic this morning.

Submitted by Mikhail:

Not sure what she was going for, I’m thinking 19th century librarian. Idk I’m kinda drunk now. Just remembered I took this pic this morning.

Jan 02

WTF Was Jamie Shupak Wearing in 2011?

It’s been a great year in fashion for everyone’s favorite New York City traffic reporter. While I’ve enjoyed making fun of Ms. Shupak’s style choices, I must bid adieu to make time for other projects. Thanks for following the blog, and thank you, Jamie, for providing the inspiration.

Oct 21

The Next Libyan Dictator?

Have you seen Jamie’s outfit this morning? I think she raided Gadhafi’s closet after he died. (submitted by Daniel)

A very astute observation, Daniel — and topical! 

Oct 13
Leopard print is one of those patterns that seems to always be trendy, but whenever I see it, all I can think is, “Somebody’s been perusing the sale rack at Daffy’s again!” I’m sure there are expensive designers who incorporate leopard print into their clothing as well, but this attire is not acceptable for women under the age of 50—of course, unless you’re Snooki. (Speaking of, anyone need a Halloween costume?) Though if “Jersey Shore” is the look Ms. Shupak is going for, she’s doing it wrong. You’re not going to snag any juice heads wearing a modest black T-shirt, Jamie! Next time, choose a V-neck that’s one size smaller, and maybe get something like “Rich Bitch” bedazzled across the chest. They like shiny things.

Leopard print is one of those patterns that seems to always be trendy, but whenever I see it, all I can think is, “Somebody’s been perusing the sale rack at Daffy’s again!” I’m sure there are expensive designers who incorporate leopard print into their clothing as well, but this attire is not acceptable for women under the age of 50—of course, unless you’re Snooki. (Speaking of, anyone need a Halloween costume?) Though if “Jersey Shore” is the look Ms. Shupak is going for, she’s doing it wrong. You’re not going to snag any juice heads wearing a modest black T-shirt, Jamie! Next time, choose a V-neck that’s one size smaller, and maybe get something like “Rich Bitch” bedazzled across the chest. They like shiny things.