pandakt asked: please bring this blog back.
Just for you, pandakt:
I haven’t updated this blog in more than a year, but today’s outfit was just too obnoxious to ignore. Pink crepe shimmer ombre garnished with hideously gaudy bling? I guess now that she’s published an e-novella and engaged to a media wunderkind, Jamie has ceased to give a fuck.
Submitted by Sarah:
Don’t you have anything better to do? Practice being nice…karma is a bitch
Actually, I do have something better to do — that’s why I’ve only updated the blog four times in the last eight months. And yes, karma would be a bitch if it wasn’t a completely fictional concept.
Since our beloved traffic reporter continues to deliver on the frightening fashion front, I’ve decided to restart WTF Is Jamie Shupak Wearing? as a user-generated, submission-based blog. Please submit your photos here and I’ll post them as is, with or without comments. If you would like to remain anonymous, please indicate that request in your note. Looking forward to the submissions!
Submitted by Charlie:
OMG, this poor girl. Thick coral skirt with REVERSE pleats? And I’ve seen that top before… I love her, and I know she’s pregnant, which can be hard when you’re a little nugget, but she needs gay help.
Ed note: I’m pretty sure she’s not pregnant, but everything else stands.
WTF Was Jamie Shupak Wearing in 2011?
It’s been a great year in fashion for everyone’s favorite New York City traffic reporter. While I’ve enjoyed making fun of Ms. Shupak’s style choices, I must bid adieu to make time for other projects. Thanks for following the blog, and thank you, Jamie, for providing the inspiration.
The Next Libyan Dictator?
Have you seen Jamie’s outfit this morning? I think she raided Gadhafi’s closet after he died. (submitted by Daniel)
A very astute observation, Daniel — and topical!
Leopard print is one of those patterns that seems to always be trendy, but whenever I see it, all I can think is, “Somebody’s been perusing the sale rack at Daffy’s again!” I’m sure there are expensive designers who incorporate leopard print into their clothing as well, but this attire is not acceptable for women under the age of 50—of course, unless you’re Snooki. (Speaking of, anyone need a Halloween costume?) Though if “Jersey Shore” is the look Ms. Shupak is going for, she’s doing it wrong. You’re not going to snag any juice heads wearing a modest black T-shirt, Jamie! Next time, choose a V-neck that’s one size smaller, and maybe get something like “Rich Bitch” bedazzled across the chest. They like shiny things.