WTF Is Jamie Shupak Wearing?

Apr 15
Jamie has really been disappointing me with her lack of clashing colors and egregious accessories, but here is one of her more obnoxious outfits from the last few weeks. She actually wore this dress on Wednesday, April 13th, but I’m only getting around the posting it now. (Sue me.) I’d love to make a crass joke about her “pearl necklace” (“impressive load!” or something equally disgusting), but instead I will say: Jamie, your grandma just called and she wants her costume jewelry back! I couldn’t even figure out what it was made of — plastic? Is it crocheted? Either way, it’s frightening. And the fuchsia lycra dress looks like something Kim Kardashian would wear if she were a Real Housewife of Miami — i.e. not appropriate for a morning news show.

Jamie has really been disappointing me with her lack of clashing colors and egregious accessories, but here is one of her more obnoxious outfits from the last few weeks. She actually wore this dress on Wednesday, April 13th, but I’m only getting around the posting it now. (Sue me.) I’d love to make a crass joke about her “pearl necklace” (“impressive load!” or something equally disgusting), but instead I will say: Jamie, your grandma just called and she wants her costume jewelry back! I couldn’t even figure out what it was made of — plastic? Is it crocheted? Either way, it’s frightening. And the fuchsia lycra dress looks like something Kim Kardashian would wear if she were a Real Housewife of Miami — i.e. not appropriate for a morning news show.

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